Morning shitpost

"Dusty Ventures" (dustyventures) 02/13/2019 at 08:16 • Filed to: None

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Arch Duke Maxyenko, Shit Talk Extraordinaire > Dusty Ventures 02/13/2019 at 08:27

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So beautiful.

Tekamul > Dusty Ventures 02/13/2019 at 08:37

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GOD : I want an 9 -foot bird
ANGEL : Wow, it’ll look so majestic in the sky!
GOD : No, it won’t fly, I want this sucker to be like 300 pounds
ANGEL : Won’t everything just eat it?
GOD : Make it fast. Like cheetah fast
ANGEL : Ah, I see
GOD : And give it razors on its feet
ANGEL : ....
GOD : And a beak that can split a coconut
ANGEL : That’s quite a beast. I assume it’ll be smart also, to control all that power
GOD : Naa, make its brain smaller than its eyes

Nibby > Arch Duke Maxyenko, Shit Talk Extraordinaire 02/13/2019 at 08:42

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not as beautiful as you

Urambo Tauro > Dusty Ventures 02/13/2019 at 09:26

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But wasn’t Adam in charge of handing out dumb names?

E92M3 > Dusty Ventures 02/13/2019 at 09:45

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These are great! Haha